The Case of the $6.75 Beer

An anonymous, concerned Shallow Center reader wrote to ask whether visitors to the site deserved to know that the $6.75 Bud Light I quaffed in the upper deck at Yankee Stadium was not, in fact, purchased by me. The answer is yes, they do deserve to know. Full disclosure is a central tenet to Shallow Center.

So, the truth: My Yankee Stadium outing was a belated birthday present, given to me by my brothers. One of those brothers, who, coincidentally, happens to share the exact same hometown (Oh. My. God!) as the concerned reader, ponied up the scratch for the suds. Thanks much, pal. An Anheuser-Busch product never tasted so refreshing!