Phreaked Out | Yuck. The Fightin's return to Philadelphia burdened with an underachieving 1-5 record, and are lucky not to be winless. The offense apparently remained in Clearwater, and after a three-game sweep by the Marlins, the Phillies dwell in the N.L. East's cellar, four games behind the defending champs. I'll be at Citizens Bank Park for today's inaugural official game against the Reds. The Phils should feel fortunate their gorgeous new stadium -- at least, that's what I hear -- is open to distract fans' attention from their dreadful play. Time to pick it up, boys.